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Hmm...

First off, I love the whole d(beep)mn series. But I think I've fallen in love with the Mastermind's secretary. I'm not sure how it would work (if I was as funny as you I'd make my own d(beep)mn flash), but I think you could make an entire episode focusing on that poor Bast(beep)rd on the other end of the intercom, and that it would be fantastic. Never show him though, never - the audience must not see the secretary.
Love the way the words are technically censored, but still quite easy to understand. Why does that make it funnier?

Navi never really got on my nerves...

I think she's trying to tell you that when you turn away, that wall-eyed frog is going to throw that stick at you... or something. Anyway, he should probably just trap her in a bottle like all the other fairies - a soundproof bottle.

Well now, isn't this embarrassing...

It looks like I'm just one more in a long line who actually cried a little when they watched this.
There's no way you could have made such an impact had you used something else, except possibly a violin. As it is, I think this is perfect.

I see...

It's like a tracer game but with a keyboard instead of a mouse... not a bad idea, but the lack of finishing touches and an overall objective ruins it.
I would suggest sounds (music at the least), getting rid of the constant gravity pull on the player's dot, and speeding up the obstacles a bit so the player doesn't get bored waiting on it.

Not bad.

A little amusing, but the funny doesn't last long.
I found the name a bit misleading too - When it's title NG Random Sentence Game, I expected something along the lines of your game, except I had expected the sentence parts to be Newgrounds related. Perhaps you could make one for NG fans using NG as a source? A larger selection of sentence parts couldn't hurt either.
The pictures to go with the phrases was a good idea.

Pretty Good.

Like Fierce-Deity said, it was entertaining for quite a while. I have realized that if you aim for groups and use the shield properly, once you reach that point of vehicle armageddon (somewhere between 50 and 60), you can last forever off of your main gun. Of course you can't actually kill anything anymore, but you won't die either.
I got to level 70, then stopped repairing my tower and placing shields. I finally died at level 97.
In all, not a bad game.

Feast your ears, my eight bit Comrade!

Rejoice in the splendor of the Korobeiniki! Or, Korobushka if you prefer. Either way, you have done a fantastic job with this. The only musical criticism I have is that I would prefer it if your percussion sounded a bit less metallic, but I think that may just be a personal preference. As for it being a Russian folk tune, isn't it supposed to start off slow, and gradually speed up? It still sounds fantastic though.

Egoraptor pokemon parody would be awesome.

Poke-awesome? No... Awesome-mon. Or Awesome-mon: Blue Version, perhaps?
(Not actually voting on this as a song)

You know, it IS amazing.

I read a comment or two, and then realized, "You know, they're right." This song is perhaps the best Shop song in any game I've played, seeing as how it's actually enjoyable, rather than tolerable or just plain annoying like most shop music.

Also, the contrast provided by this song in CC game is amazing; that high-energy intense atmosphere doesn't dissipate so much as it just disappears. Instant chill-pill, if you will.

Now, for the song's merits without considering its use; you've succeeded in being mellow and yet remained cheerful. I find that to be one of life's TRUE accomplishments, seeing as how calm/peaceful/mellow to me is usually also depressing.

Everyone will be biased against new designs.

For the most part, I agree with kreal-84. As for being less intimidating, it's probably because he actually shows facial emotion. Can't say I dislike the new design, but MM3 is the one that convinced me to buy the shirt.
What if this guy was one of Mastermind's generals though? If his appearance is anything like his personality, I would love to see this guy and the original Mastermind interact.
I've been leaving and coming back to this for over half an hour now, and the more I see it, the more I think the new design looks more like an evil boss/general, but not a Mastermind styled character. He actually looks like he might get up and do something himself.
I only one or two things to say about Femme Fatality. 1: She reminds me of the stereotypical evil Russian chick. 2: She doesn't really seem to fit with the rest of the Mastermind art style. Maybe it's because she's not red enough? Maybe it's just the white outline. I don't know, I'm artistically ignorant.

-" Pfft, you fight him then and see who wins :( "
Your reaction is funny as hell